Impress me IF you can...
Impressing me is so not an easy task...think you can?...I highly doubt it but I'm listening...go ahead...try!.Either
you'll actually.....A. Suceed and woo me B. Give me material for a good laff or......C. Just piss
me off.
.. So think twice and speak once and watch out for that (close to invisible) line between humorous
& trollish it's real easy to cross and I hate to have to be mean.First impressions are like virgins
& sex you only get a first time once.
I however am not here to impress anyone. I come to chat with
my "friends" & aquaintances ....tease a troll or two and have a laff.Do not ask me if I wanna go pvt
with you the answer is NO! .
.. IF I want to go pvt with you, I'd let YOU know. And there are no exceptions.Do
not ask me if I have hoo .... I am not giving out my hoo to just anyone, and as long as I don't know
you, you are JUST ANYONE *smiles* ty in advance for not asking.
IF you got a tad of intelligence that's
a plus... more than a tad even better, and a great sense of humor will earn ya bonus points. Ohh and
reading the profile is worth a point too .
.. lol.However my "Impression" level requires quite a few
more points than that.Typos are ok I'm fluent in typonese myself, but if your completely illiterate
I'd suggest you get the hell outta chat and google a learn to spell program.
Rudeness, ignorance, ill
manners and flat out stupidity are inexcusable.Would you approach a girl in a public setting and ask
her if she wants to fuck? or if she's horny or wet? .
.. well maybe some guys would, and for the right
amount of money I s'pose with some girls you'd get lucky with that. I don't care if ...A. You got
a 12 inch cock.
.. thats a few too many inches more than I need so that doesn't impress me either...B.
You love to eat a girl out for hours & hours, buy a blow up doll cause I have ADD and repetitiveness
bores me.
C. You are hot and hard and sitting there with your hand on your cock, learn how to use it
and rub it out, jerk it off or pummel it...who cares just get over it.D. You THINK you can make me
wet.
.. if I wanna get wet I'll jump in the shower.If I come in the room and you ask if I wanna fuck,
my answer will be NO! but you are welcomed to go fuck yourself *smiles*.Don't ask me what I'm wearing,
Duhhh my clothes what else? *rolls eyes* .
.... do you really think SANE ppl dress up in miniskirts,
corsetts, stockings & heels JUST to get online? .... Anyway, now that I've given you a lil' to think
about before approaching me.
...... Have a great day *smile* Atlanta horney housewife JUST friends......Age,
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